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The Most Offensive Jokes Ever
April 24 2012
What is the most offensive joke ever? Here are twenty answers to that question along with a little something extra at the end, in my list of the 20 funniest ever offensive jokes:
(If you have ever been upset or offended by humor of any kind please do not read any further. This list includes racist jokes, sexist jokes, jokes about paedophilia etc).
- Q: What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
A: Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
- Q:What’s the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds?
A: There’s 20 of them.
- Q: How do you get an one-armed Irishman down from a tree?
A: Wave to him.
- Q: What do you call a barn filled with black people?
A: Antique farm equipment.
- Q: Why don’t they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Afghanistan?
A: The camel would get too tired.
- Q: Why are trees so close in Harlem?
A: Public transportation.
- Q. How is getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking your keys out of your car?
A. The problem is easily solved with a coathanger.
- Q Whats the worst thing about a gang rape?
A Being last.
- Q: What’s the hardest part of a cabbage to eat?
A: The wheelchair
- Q:What’s the worst thing about 4 Muslim guys going off a cliff in an Escalade?
A: Escalade can seat 6
- Q: What’s see-through and lies in the gutter?
A: A Pakistani with the shit kicked out of him
- Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to hold the bulb and the other to drink til the room spins.
- Q: A fire-fighter was working on the 12th floor of the World Trade Center when it collapsed, what was the last thing to go through his head?
A: The 13th floor.
- Q: Why do Jewish women like their men circumcised?
A: They always want 20% off something.
- Q: How do we know what shampoo princess diana used?
A: Because her head and shoulders was found all over the dash board.
- Q: Whats blue and fucks grannys?
- Q: What do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions?
A: A Crime fighter
- A man enters a pharmacy and asks for birth control pills for his wife and his seven year-old daughter. The pharmacist is a little shocked and says, “Your seven year-old daughter is sexually active!”
“No,” replies the man. “She just sort of lays there.”
- I used to be into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality.
But I gave it up cos I always felt like I was flogging a dead horse.
- An Indian man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
“Yes, how can I help?” asks St Peter.
“I’m here to meet Jesus,” says the Indian man.
St Peter looks over his shoulder and shouts, “Jesus, your cab is here!”